and then satan said “here, have feelings”
Originally Published in Sneaky Magazine.
- Girls Will Jack Your Shit
It’s your first shift at the strip club/brothel/escort agency. Take an extra ten minutes on your way there to buy a padlock for your locker, because they never have any there. If you don’t lock up your GHD or $90 bronzer, that girl that you complimented on her weave is going to shove it in her fake LV handbag and help you look for it later.
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